June 14, 2005
April 1, 2005
January 13, 2005
open letter to miss b parbs
where
is
my
PAINTING?!!
!@#$!!
December 29, 2004
so long, jerry
law and order will never be the same without you, buddy
May 7, 2004
spam spam eggs and spam
I got a pretty clever piece of viurs spam this morning and a pretty transparent piece of spam:
| 1. | subject: stolen document
body: I can't believe you did that attachment: zip |
| 2. | subject: Spam |
good job there spammers!
blame my mommy kravitz for this one
A cucumber, pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "you think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
April 26, 2004
for sonia
I received the following email this morning, the woman who gave me dreds back in 2000 has passed away
To all in cyberspace:
We have lost a dear friend, sister, daughter, mother,
grandmother, supreme being...Sonia Peterson.
She was the creator, the inventor, innovator, and
immortal in the hair world; an immortal in the
universe. She passed away unexpectedly on Friday
April 23, 2004. She was dearly loved.
A visitation and memorial service to be held Tuesday
April 27 from 2pm-5pm,
with a time of sharing at 4pm.
Morris Nilsen Funeral Home
6527 Portland Avenue
Richfield, MN 55423
(612)869-3226
A celebration to be held afterward at 6pm at
hairpolice
611 W, Lake St
Minneapolis, MN 55408
Memorials preferred-May be directed to:
Lannette Peterson at
2337 Apache Street
Mendota Heights, MN 55120
As of right now, all Hairpolice tours are cancelled.
Please check the website for updates
April 16, 2004
AT&T Wireless Service to Name That Tune
a little pricey but super uber cool:NEW YORK (Reuters) - AT&T Wireless Services Inc. (NYSE:AWE - news) said on Thursday it launched a music recognition service that identifies songs for mobile phone customers, from a database of about 1 million songs.
March 9, 2004
Barry M. Folinsky
Beloved husband of Joan. Loving father of John and Marni. Cherished brother of Stuart (Gloria Shephard) Folinsky. Also survived by his father, Robert (Esther) Folinsky and his late mother, Celia. Also a son to Seymour and the late Marjorie Marks. Services will be held Wed., 11 AM, at Home of Peace Memorial Park. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the charity of your choice. Malinow & Silverman Mortuary Directors
Published in the Los Angeles Times on 3/9/2004.

