dammit, superman *exasperated sigh*

"The great thing about carbon is that you can crush it to make diamonds if you're Superman and if you ignore certain thermodynamic principles. He did it all the time, too, it was one of his shticks. Every time he wanted to propose to Lois Lane or replace the needle on his turntable or simply make the point that, yes, he can crush charcoal into diamonds, it was the old diamond-fist again. I bet he ruined a lot of barbecues with that one. 'Okay, let's get this grill started, we'll just grab some briquettes and the hey? Diamonds! Damn you, Superman!'" Posted by sugi_grl at July 8, 2004 09:30 AM