June 15, 2004
my new favorite blog
one of the cruel sites of the day was "Bullies Never Prosper": The reason Google exists: So you can look up the person who tormented you in junior high school and discover that she lives a squalid life "in a trailer park in Rancho Cordova." intrigued I read the entry - cruel's synopsis was a little misleading! little digging, front page, cute cat, oh he's dead :( cute name, oh how to get fired with only a felt tip pen? yes please! wow she can draw! hmm why I'm not a wedding planner: The Ex-Boyfriend Table: I want to invite every single one of my ex boyfriends, and seat them all at the same round table, so they all have to spend the reception staring at one another. I am deeply enthralled with the idea of them all glumly saying, "So. dj'ya do'er?" "Yup." "Huh. Good steak, huh?" "Yeah, it's okay." "...Yep." "Watch out for the Wesson oil on your chair, dude." hilarious! what else... dirty picture found in our driveway ... I could stay here all day!
Posted by sugi_grl at June 15, 2004 04:12 PM
the "why i'm not a wedding planner" entry was hilarious!!! wesson oil filled pinatas, a mime, having it at the zoo...too funny.
but i am a little hurt about this one being your "fav", guess samantha's not as cute to you anymore...
J/K!!
Posted by: paris at June 16, 2004 07:34 AMSHUT IT! I'm gonna kidnap her and move out of the jurisdiction of the fbi muwahahhahahahaha
Posted by: sugigrl at June 16, 2004 07:55 AM"Elder Abuse" is a MUST read if you haven't gotten to it already. HI-larious!!! How old is this lady? I can't tell if she's 25 or 45....
Posted by: bp at June 16, 2004 12:47 PM"Elder Abuse" is a MUST read if you haven't gotten to it already. HI-larious!!! How old is this lady? I can't tell if she's 25 or 45....
Posted by: bp at June 16, 2004 12:52 PMok that was pretty awesome, it might even beat some of my bus stories from san jose which include the newly released prisoner that sat next to me and the guy that had tourette's syndrome that also sat next to me.
my old roomie's old boyfriend was on the trolly in sd and someone asked him if the seat next to him was taken by anyone to which he replied with a straight face "no one. 'cept the Lord" hahaha I love it
Posted by: sugigrl at June 16, 2004 01:38 PM
