May 7, 2004
blame my mommy kravitz for this one
A cucumber, pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "you think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
Posted by nanapodes at May 7, 2004 5:45 AMComments
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Posted by: jendhi at May 7, 2004 7:58 AMspit it! to make a link put <a href="http://stuff.com/link.html">link.html</a> okay?
